We are currently in a very anxious time for the entire state of Minnesota. At stake is the well-being of every person in the state. Who’s holding them for ransom? A 26 year old professional baseball player named Joe Mauer. If you don’t know who Joe Mauer is, ask any Minnesotan over the age of …
Monthly Archive: February 2010
Feb 08
February 14th
In college, my friend Haniel (he picked this name for this story, not me), was known as a girl hating cynic, but in reality, he once jokingly told me he pretended to hate all girls so he could secretly be in love with all of them. So when he started dating his girlfriend, and now …
Feb 01
All Aboard the S.S. Gout
December 4th is Jay-Z’s birthday. Even if things like Wikipedia never existed, I would still know that December 4th is Jay-Z’s birthday? How? He wrote a song about it. His mom is even a narrator on that song. December 4th, 2009, was Jay-Z’s 40th birthday so I decided to round up some friends and go …
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